Llamasoft Presents:
Grand Theft Flymo
A Game for the PocketPC (and PC) by
Yak
Springtime in England...
...and all across that green and pleasant land, animals fornicate,
birds sing, the relentless drizzle eases somewhat, the grass begins to grow...
and on telly do-it-yourself shops begin advertising garden care machinery,
and men's thoughts turn inevitably to mowing...
Introducing Gordon Bennett.
He's light-fingered.
He's badly-drawn.
He's disrespectful of the lawn-maintenence equipment of dear
departed Royalty.
His best friends are sheep.
He's got an incontinent dog.
And he's coming to a PocketPC near you today.
You might think that mowing the lawn is a boring task that
nobody in their right mind would ever make a videogame about, and maybe
you're right. However it's been well-documented that Yak has been as mad
as a fish for years, and therefore Llamasoft is somewhat bemused to present
Hover Bovver II: Grand Theft Flymo, featuring Gordon Bennett!
Cackle maniacally...
as you shred the Gardener's precious blooms!
Grin sadistically...
as you savage your Neighbour with the Dog!
And...
SLICE THE HEADS OFF MOLES!
Yes, you'll attract worried looks from strangers on public
transport as you cackle away to yourself while lots of strange noises emerge
from your PocketPC when you play Hover Bovver 2: Grand Theft Flymo from
Llamasoft!
Mow your way through 50 increasingly chaotic lawns!
Learn to use your dog's loose bowels to your advantage!
Throw garden furniture at your pursuers!
Irritate the gardener to the point of apoplexy for
maximum bonus points!
Rack up your Bonus Multiplier by behaving insanely
- can you still get the lawn cut with the Neighbour, the Gardener, the Police,
the Dog and the Vet all out to get you?
This fine slapstick pisstake of an English suburban ritual
can be yours in its entirety for only a fiver - less than what it would cost
you to pay the spotty kid next door to push the Flymo round.
and test-mow five levels which we believe will have you gagging
for more mower mania. Then, come back here and
because at only a fiver for fifty levels, that amounts to
10p a level, and you'd have to be a completely cheap git not to think
that extraordinarily good dog-scalping gardener-irritating mole-decapitating
value!
Buy HOVER BOVVER through the SWREG secure shareware registration
service - download and play in minutes!
Moles on my nice newly-mown lawn?
Not for long, matey!
Llamasoft wish to make it clear
that no animals were harmed in the making of Hover Bovver
2: Grand Theft Flymo, and that we in no way condone the decapitation of
subterranean rodents with powered garden machinery. Gordon Bennett and the
other characters in this game are entirely fictional characters and any resemblance
to any actual people or dogs, living or recently buried to the accompaniment
of what amounted to some kind of stomach-churning national false emotional
hysteria, is entirely accidental.