Satisfy that late-lamented-Royal-shredding urge with Deflex, the new and entertaining action puzzle game from Llamasoft!
You will be - in Deflex, the thrilling new puzzle action game from Llamasoft!
Not to mention showered with donkeys!
This fine test of dexterity and acuity has the following excellent features:
Fifty increasingly challenging levels!
Far more sheep than your average game!
Some very silly sound effects!
Prime Ministers and Royalty (deceased)!
Three testing skill levels!
And best of all it's
CHEAP AS OLD BOOTS
at only a fiver for the full version!
and find out for yourself that we're not just talking bollocks. You'll be able to play five levels on each of the skill levels, and take a look at just some of the other levels that are in the full version of the game.
Then, when you're convinced that Llamasoft is a Good Thing and Yak needs keeping in beer and curry, come back here and
At only a fiver for fifty levels, that makes it only ten pence a level, and surely it's worth the price of a couple of pints of beer?
You know it is, so don't be a tight git!
Read what they're saying about Yak and Llamasoft!
"Jeff Minter? Didn't I read on Usenet that he died back in 1994?"
"It'll never work. Games these days have to be 3D. And created by eighteen designers, six coders, three musicians, a conceptual artist and the cast of East Enders."
"He's coding on the PocketPC? That's it then - Microsoft dead within three years."
"I was never quite sure about him - all that business with the sheep..."
"Llamasoft were vastly overrated. My mate at school had some of those camels games, but my Spectrum and Manic Miner were loads better."
"For god's sake, take a bath, you stink. And have a shave and wash your clothes."
"You're sacked. Bugger off."
"Chicken Vindaloo, three spicy pappadoms, pilau rice and a pint of Kingfisher - that'll be £7.95, please."
"Isn't he mad from taking too many drugs back in the day?"
"I still owe him a fiver for Llamatron."